My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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