im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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