U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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