I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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