And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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