My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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