Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
And my parents said I crawled through the house
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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