Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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