Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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