This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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