why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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