how can u be prego again
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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