I want to stick my p in your. b.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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