can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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