capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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