You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
