Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I just gift wrapped bread.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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