The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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