About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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