i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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