why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Operation Purity has been aborted
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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