He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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