I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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