Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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