we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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