Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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