I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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