You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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