Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize