at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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