I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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