If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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