it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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