talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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