She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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