everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Congratulations! We have a period
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