Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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