K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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