i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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