when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you will always have a special place in my vag
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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