Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
FUCK WHALES
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
