she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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