My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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