More tranny stories later!
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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