Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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