I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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