Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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