Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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