How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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