I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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