dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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