We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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