What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Reggie can tackle my bush.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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