it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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