ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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