maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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