he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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